If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Not really worth yelling is it?)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, There would be enough gas produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes... (Who wants to be a pig in their next life?)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Try this at work, Not at home)
A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping a length of a football field.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Do you still want to be a pig in your next life?..quality over quantity or quantity over quality)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
